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It doesn't matter when you think the Simpsons should've ended. It just should've ended.

by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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1.
rock over london, rock on chicago, SNK the future is now 02:30
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new ways to despair the future is as bright as what you see the backs of your eyelids spit in the face of your local optimist the hope they see akin to blindness you lie to yourself you lie to the people you lie so you won't despair but it's just another way for you to despair close your eyes you'll see the future
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share a coke with Euronymous 01:52
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look who can't afford to tour because they don't play j-pop that's so sad you should write about it in your journal ....oh wait, I stole your journal, i'm gonna read it aloud... *ahem* "MAYHEM MAYHEM MAYHEM MAYHEM SEMPAI SEMPAI SEMPAI NOTICE ME" I also hacked your ladies of metla account and posted nothing but photos of Sarina Valentina's butt implant surgery because according to Rose McGowan, you're the reason bullshit like that happens I'd like ot buy your band a coke and spike it with codeine you all do ecstayc anyway, it's not that big a thing but sempai does much harder shit than molly they don't have time for that pansy basic bitch shit they think you're "fuckin' weak". take this blue shit it's totally free don't tell anyone you guy it from me stay away from sheep heads, they're neither kvlt or trve always use v instead of u or they'll listen to me instead of you
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It doesn't matter when you think the Simpsons should've ended, it just should've ended 06:59
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forever ain't what you really want the shark is jumped and the joy is lost forever chasing that long gone high is pointless can't ever be again forever clouded in despair the cherished memory dissipates forever remain more curse than gift burden builds on your aging back FOREVER. . . . . . . . . . who the fuck wants to live forever life passing by in a loop a loop of endless loss nothing last forever, it's fucking better that way we will not be forever we should not be forever this will not be forever

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37564-033

this is a goodbye. a good bye that was a long time coming.

this is the last new material from KHR.
there was gonna be a full length album, but there isn't now.
Monster and Ninja have moved on.
the old feeling is gone, and can't return. . . . so with that, the ritual concludes.

come say goodbye.

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released January 12, 2019

guest vox on "share a coke with euronymous" by Corey Donaldson

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Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Peekskill, New York

Their name simply meant "we are cruel from birth".

For nearly two decades, KHR skewered pop culture and subculture alike.

In 2019, the ritual was complete.

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